This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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