I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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