That's intense
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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