Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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