covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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