but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Randomize
