Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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