So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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