that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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