I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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