the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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