i just had sex bonerless
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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