I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She told me I should be a condom model.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
