you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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