Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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