It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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