Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
tell me about the eggs
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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