walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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