Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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