can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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