i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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