well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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