just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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