I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He felt like a one man threesome
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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