How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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