just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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