so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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