It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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