She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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