your room smells of hookers.
And success
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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