hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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