So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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