if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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