you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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