She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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