I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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