butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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