Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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