If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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