you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i already hear my dad disowning me
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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