I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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