my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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