He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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