when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We left an ass print on the piano.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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