they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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