i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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