i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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