no. you can't hotbox the world.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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