There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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