After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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