Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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